MONSTEVR

I was cruisin' through my deviantWATCH Messages, and I came across this one of a scrawny babe with a big sci-fi helmet on and dolphins all around her. I THOUGHT it was called "The Watcher" and that it was by an artist called "leafclover," but apparently I was wrong or I forgot how to use the internet because now I can't find it! Like a moron, I clicked "remove from messages" instead of "add to favorites" and it's been DRIVING ME NUTS FOR HOURS (on and off because I HAVE been working). FUCKING NAME YOUR RANSOM SO I CAN LOOK AT THIS PICTURE AGAIN. (And when I say, "Sci-fi helmet," I mean like this http://monstevr.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d

That's right. I got drunk and followed a link sent to me by Lydia via Facebook, and I fave-bombed the SHIT out of as much of this website as pertains to HUGE ASSES as a lazy browse could provide me with. I LOVE WIDE HIPS, AND I LOVE ROUND BUTTOCKS. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION. I KNOW that all of my girlfriends have been scrawn gnomes. THIS IS BECAUSE I WILL DATE A SCRAWN GNOME. BUT IF YOU WANT ME TO OBJECTIFY YOU, JUST GAIN WEIGHT BETWEEN THE BOTTOM OF YOUR WAIST AND YOUR THIGHS. End transmission.

It just occurred to me to draw a Valentine's Day picture. I have a vague concept of a striking, well-rendered image--when I force it to coalesce into something I can verbalize, it's a smallish street in one of New York's outer boroughs, and there are a lot of cars that have been mangled and upturned, there are some ambulances and police cars with their flashing lights on, and there are two men fighting; there's also some kind of machine like a big robot there. It might be a free-for-all. ...The only thing it has to do with Valentine's Day is that I know that it takes place on Valentine's Day. I'm not even sure if there's any indication in the